Love to hate cardio, or hate to love it?
That’s me. I have a love/hate relationship with all cardio training.
Hate it because it’s basically boring. Let’s face it, walking, biking, stepping, "ellipticalling" for 30-45 minutes non stop without getting anywhere … not very inspiring, to say the least. And when the program on my elliptical start with warm-ups of 8 minutes at a 0.5 mph speed, I almost fall asleep! Come on, whoever programmed the thing, I do my grocery shopping at 1.2 mph for crying out loud! That’s the average speed, stops to grab the food worked into it! And here I am supposed to glide at 0.5 mph? I’d stall if I was a car with a manual transmission. Seriously. OK, I ignore the virtual trainer and go at 1.2 mph for my warm-up. Ignoring also the flashing arrow pointing down for me to slow my pace. I simply cannot walk that slowly, unless I’ve got a one-year-old by the hand, teaching them to walk!
So that’s the hate part.
On the other hand, there is the great feeling of waking up, of feeling my body start to function after the night, moving, sweating, burning excess fat. The feeling for the rest of day of an accomplishement. I did it, despite the fact that it’s not something I like to do. Or do I?
Seriously. I’m sitting here, thinking. If I don’t do the morning cardio, for whatever reason, I have trouble getting back to the gym for the weight session afterwards. I’m usually caught up in somehting and skip a meal. Everything is just … a mess really.
On the other hand, when I do the cardio, how does that affect me and my day? I have my breakfast right after. I spend some productive time on the computer, getting e-mails answered, forum postings done and answered, clients taken care of. I go back to the gym for my weight training half an hour before my next meal, beat my previous week’s performance one way or the other (weight load or reps, or both sometimes), have my second meal, and get back to the computer until lunch which I usually have in front of the TV, checking things like The Biggest Loser (also the Australian one), What Not To Wear (on TLC) and Last 10 Pounds Bootcamp that I just discovered. Sometimes, I even have a 10-15 minute power-nap, but not often.
And the best part? When the weekend comes around and I weigh myself, take the calipers out for a bodyfat test, and check the results, that cardio has always the same result: lowered bodyfat percentages (BFPs). Always. Skip 2-3 cardio sessions and the BFP is either not moving, or just slightly reduced. Sometimes, it even goes up (horror).
Yes, cardio for the sake of cardio, is boring. But if you put on some nice music – I’ve found that a disco-medley works best for me – and envisage the fat cells in your body shrinking while they scream in agony of being draines, squeezed dry, it makes the whole experience much more enjoyable! And at the end of the week, you get that good, nice and warm feeling of having done the right thing for yourself, looking at the results on your charts.
One last thing … I’m sure you’re wondering what I’m doing. Steady state cardio, or HIIT. I’ve done both. I mean, all these "gurus" swearing by the "time-saving" HIIT training, and saying it was just as good as the long-winded steady state, how the after-burn lasts longer, etc etc, blah-blah! Personal experience: HIIT did not burn one gram of fat off of me. Zilch, nada, zero! Steady state cardio does, from the word go. As far as the after-burn goes, I’ve recently heard and read that there is no significantly longer after-burn from HIIT. And worse, HIIT will use more body-sugars than body-fats as fuel. In other words, bllod sugar (glucose) and muscle sugar (glycogen). Who wants to burn muscle? Not me. Steady state burns more fats, sub-cutaneous (the visible flab under your skin) and visceral (the dangerous layer around your inner organs). Just a couple of numbers there: HIIT – 75% sugars, 25% fats. Steady state – 50% fats (and 50% sugars of course). I don’t know about you, but 25% more fat burned … yes please.
Spring is coming in the north. We can start walking outside in the mornings and listening to nature waking up, birds chirping; soon we can wipe the dust off our bicycles and use them as well for a variation in type of cardio. In the south, fall is coming (or do you use the word autumn?), cooler mornings making it easier to take the cardio outside. Heck, if you live close to a body of water, you can even buy a canoe or kayak and paddle for your cardio. Is there a riding school near you? Ride a horse in the morning, bond with an animal at the same time. There is just so much you can do. Cardio – outside – does not have to be boring. You might even grow to love it … wouldn’t you just hate that?
Winter cardio, with snow, sends a lot of us inside, to the more boring machines. Boring? Only if you let it be. Mix it up! Even in one session, you can do two, three, four different things, switching from one to the other. Like … 10 minutes treadmill, 10 minutes jump-rope, 10 minutes stepper, 10 minutes boxing a bag, 10 minutes elliptical. Or you switch from one day to another, doing a pre-programmed workout on one machine per day. Maybe you’re one of those outdoors-in-winter types. Try snow-shoeing, cross country skiing, ski-joring either behind a horse or even your own dog (unless you have a yorkie!), or skating, or snow-jogging (except power-walking speed is better).
Darn, I’m taking the boring out of cardio! With all this choice, how can cardio stay boring? The bodyfat is going to melt, even in the cold winters. The clothes size will diminish. Energy levels will soar. Looks … heck, we’ll look like models at this rate! I’m going to love it. Chances are you will too. Holy fatburn, don’t you just hate the idea of loving cardio?
Actually … not really …
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