“Poisoned” gifts
The thing everyone agrees on, is how to do this or that, such as avoiding temptation by not having crap in the house and not even approaching the crap-isles at the store. I’ve stayed away from those for years, it’s not an issue, I even make sure to tell Lewis when we go shopping together that there’s no point going down that isle, there’s nothing edible in there anyway (in the vain hope that someone will hear me and stop to think – likely story).
However, when others give you huge amounts of chocolate candy for Christmas/ wedding/ birthday/ New Year … the crap is in the house! It’s not your choice, you did not want it, you did not bring it in, but it’s there! "They" brought it and expect to have a taste, so you have to open it.
Not opened, you could easily throw the whole thing in the garbage, but open, in front of your eyes and nose … not so easy. One lot is over half devoured before you find the strength to leave it on top of the recycling bin for the collector to take if he wants it. One happy guy. The other didn’t get as eaten, mainly because you didn’t really like them that well, and those you’ll give to the regular trash collectors.
Note to self: if anyone ever brings this sort of crap into your house again, throw the opened package into the trash with lots of stinky scraps etc, as soon as the offending guest is out the front door!!
More a year-end rant than anything, but I get fed up. Everyone we know are aware of the fact that we run a fitness web site, they know we have the gym in the house rather than having to bravce the elements to get to a commercial gym and then stand in line waiting for the weights, they know we eat clean; yet they bring this sort of gifts! You may be in much the same situation, minus the web site. It just irks me, because we are only human and this crap is tempting to us as well. Only we have made a conscious choice to leave it all at the stores, and do not need saboteurs to bring us these mines!
Because that is what they are, mines, time bombs, bombs of fat and sugar! You don’t need them, I don’t need them, we save huge amounts of money per year by not buying them – compared to those who buy at least one candy-bar per day, plus the donuts, the flavoured coffees, and other "comfort" "foods" -
Who would bring a good bottle of wine or whisky to a recovering alcoholic? No one.
Who would bring chocolates to a diabetic on insulin shots? No one.
Who would bring a meat casserole to a vegetarian? No one.
Who would bring chocolates and cakes and alcohol to a fitness minded person? Everyone!!
And we all put up with it, not to hurt the givers’ feelings. There is no real reason that we do this, except that we were brought up to be thankful for gifts, that it’s the intention that counts, etc. and it’s true, it is. The thing is, thankful for a bright green glass bowl with gold/brass paint trim … you don’t have to keep it, and it won’t hurt you while it’s on the gift-table (except your eyesight); the drab greenish-brown jacket made from sagging material you can use as a liner for the dogs’ bed, no harm done to your style. But the chocolates, the cakes, the good bottles … it’s not the same somehow.
We’ve all been told not waste, to think of the starving kids in
I know, gift-time is over for this year. However, I would like to make a pledge and hope you will join me in it – no more accepting junk gifts of any kind without promising self to place in the garbage pail as soon as gift giver is out of sight. Whether birthday, Easter, wedding, next year-end, whatever occasion, Ino more keeping gifts that are offensive to our lifestyle. Oh, and on the same note … do not give offensive gifts either. When in doubt, bring plant (bamboo arrangements are nice).
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